By the power vested in me by the laws of the State of New York,
凭着纽约州法律赋予我的权力,
What kind of quality control do you have?
你们用什么办法来控制质量呢?
And why only snakes? Cats, for instance, would be greatly helped; no running fights with large, fierce rats or tussles with grown rabbits -- just a bite and no more effort needed.