"Journalists cover words and delude themselves into thinking they have committed journalism."

"You can stand tall, without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims."

"History is the record of an encounter between character and circumstances."

"When we make mistakes they call it evil. When God makes mistakes they call it Nature!"

"Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them keeps paying for it."

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless, noisy baggage behind."

"Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization."

"The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day."

"Smile -- It's the second best thing you can do with your lips."

"If I were to command a general to turn into a seagull, and if the general did not obey, that would not be the general's fault. It would be mine"

"Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and will become as he should be."

"They are as sick that surfeit with too much, as they starve with nothing."