"To be free it is not enough to beat the system, one must beat the system every day."

"No man deserves punishment for his thoughts."

"Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working."

"A groundless rumor often covers a lot of ground."

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."

"Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it."

"MILLENNIUM, n. The period of a thousand years when the lid is to be screwed down, with all reformers on the under side."

"The human language is like a cracked kettle on which we beat out a tune for a dancing bear, when we hope with our music to move the stars."

"Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually comptatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances."

"The best accessory for an outfit like this is a grim-looking buddy by my side."

"The essence of true friendship is to make allowances for another's little lapses."

"He that is good at making excuses is seldom good at anything else."