"Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation."

"Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people."

"Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature."

"Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while."

"When someone says, 'It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing', it's the money."

"A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on."

"The office of poetry is not to make us think accurately, but feel truly."

"If we encounter a man of rare intellect, we should ask him what books he reads."

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."

"I was afraid that by observing objects with my eyes and trying to comprehend them with each of my other senses I might blind my soul altogether."

"The deepest sin against the human mind is to believe things without evidence."

"In order to hold your faith intact Be sure it's kept unsullied by fact"