"A really companionable and indispensable dog is an accident of nature. You can't get it by breeding and you can't buy it with money. It just happens along."

"When kids hit the age of one, they're like miniature drunks. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh, then two minutes later they're crying. They drool."

"Murphy's Law: 'If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.'"

"If you do nothing unexpected, nothing unexpected happens."

"You always second guess yourself. Just think of all the time you'd save if you just trusted yourself."

"Be noble minded! Our own heart, and not other men's opinions of us, forms our true honor."

"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."

"There was a star danced, and under that was I born."

"Let the punishment match the offense."

"Being an actor is the loneliest thing in the world. You are all alone with your concentration and imagination, and thata€?s all you have."

"Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even."

"it is possible to fool all of the people all of the time--when government and press cooperate."