"Don't spend $2 to dry clean a shirt. Instead, donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. The next morning buy it back for seventy- five cents."

"Friends are great and always seem to work by the appropriate will of God."

"The beginning of wisdom is found in doubting; by doubting we come to the question, and by seeking we may come upon the truth."

"Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the demand."

"Since the dawn of time there have been those among us who have been willing to go to extraordinary lengths to gain access to that domain normally reserved for birds, angels, and madmen."

"O what fine thought we had because we thought that the worst rogues and rascals had died out."

"Make up your mind to act decidedly and take the consequences. No good is ever done in this world by hesitation."

"The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives."

"The stage lost a fine actor, just as science lost an acute reasoner, when he became a specialist in crime."

"If you wish to know the divine, feel the wind on your face and the warm sun on your back."

"It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us."

"A patient man is one who can put up with himself."