"Dona€?t go chasina€? waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that youa€?re used to."

"Farmers are the only indispensable people on the face of the earth."

"From the persistence of noise comes the insistence of rage. From the emergence of tone comes the divergence of thought. From the enlightenment of music comes the wisdom of... silence."

"You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not."

"Not many people know this ... but I happen to be famous."

"The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb."

"Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience."

"I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter."

"One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed."

"Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."

"There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness."

"Many candles can be kindled from one candle without diminishing it."